Posts Tagged ‘fat burning’

BAM! Fat Burning Pills

Monday, November 24th, 2008

You better wake your grandma the hell up and tell her about fat burning pills. Everyone knows that grandmas love fat burning diet pills, how do you think they stay in their peak grandma physique? Knitting? Okay, knitting, AND also the best fat burning pills. She’s fat burning like it’s 1904 and doing it just in time for the MacGyver marathon! Grandmas LOVE Richard Dean Anderson because his golden locks were crafted by the gods themselves. Fat burning exercise for the win! It pwns the internets.

Hey You, Burn Fat Fast!

Monday, November 24th, 2008

That’s right, you heard me, I said burn fat fast! Fat burning is cool, all the cool kids are doing it, don’t you want to be like them? Who cares if Tiffany is bullemic, she’s cool, right? Tiffany eats fat burning foods and then she puts her finger down her throat. So what! She’s basically on the best fat burning diet. Tell your mother that muscle burn fat and then get back to me, ya dig?

I’d like to burn fat

Friday, September 19th, 2008

My top priority right now – burn fat.  Looking for some fat burning tips – pretty much any way  to burn fat would help me out.  I really need to  burn the fat and keep it off.  Just teach me  how to burn fat would change my life.